Had the weirdest moment today when I was watching this documentary about these people who found a new dinosaur. They had those animations of what the dinosaur might have looked like and how it compared to some others. A T-rex came on and roared at the screen and I found myself going "aaaww, so cute!"... immediately followed by "where the fuck did ( Read more... )

• Any attempt on my part to be scathing inevitably ends in disappointment. I guess I'm so subtle in my sarcastic self-deprecation that the target of my reproach ultimately fails to see my true meaning and, in fact, ends up agreeing with me,... poor misguided dear that I am. *sigh*
  
  
• I took this quiz a while ago that was meant to ascertain how "normal ( Read more... )

• UPenn can go to hell. I hate them and their lazy vague asses.
  
  
• I think too much. Anyone know how I can stop that? Short of fostering new addictions that only offer temporary relief, that is...
  
  
• Some deity save me from neurotic pets. Our parrot is currently making a noise that sounds exactly like a dog barking in the distance. I guess we should talk ( Read more... )

• Gone with the Wind makes me want to puke.
  
  
• I am a CREATIVE GODDESS.
  
  
• Is it weird to go back and respond to comments after like weeks?
  
  
• I managed to smack myself in the left temple with a metal sliding desktop thingie at work. Really hard. Thank god I'm not procreating.
  
  
• ( General thoughts on making decisions about my future )

I'm coming to realize my emotional stability might just be directly proportional to the state of my car.

Factor in recent interpersonal contact, the weather, and the stability of my internet connection, and you've probably got a pretty good predictor of Joan's mood.